FUNNY NIGERIAN QUESTIONS (LOL)

1) NA YOUR FACE BE THIS?
Answer: NO NA MY HIPS.
2) Guy how far? NA YOU BE
THIS? Answer: NO o! NA MY PAPA
WHEN HIM
YOUNG.
3) On ur wedding, one idiot
walked up to
you as you are about to take ur
wedding pix with
ur wife…
NA YOUR WIFE BE THIS?
Answer: NO OH! NA MY
MAMA CLASS MATE.
4)Give me your phone number –
0803476… ….THANKS.
SO YOU DEY USE MTN?
Answer: NO!!! NA NEPA I DEY
USE.
5)I listened to 9 o\’clock news, it
was
announced that the election
was postponed.
WHO TOLD
YOU?
Answer: NA ONE NATIVE DOCTOR
FOR MY
VILLAGE.
6)Take this mosquito coil; e
dey kill insect
fast…
Thanks bros. E DEY KILL
MOSQUITOS?
Answer: NO,E DEY KILL
ELEPHANT. Taste am
7)Standing in front of a police
station* SHEY
NA POLICE STATION BE THIS?
Answer: ……………………..??..